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I'm trying to think of a story for 'Titanic 2' of all things....(?) haha

August 23, 2010 | Registered CommenterI M S

Isn't there a channel on sky that does dodgy sequels to film - I think its on the sci-fi channel... They did the grudge 3 or 4. What a strange movie, almost comically.

Now sequels, I would love to see a follow up on Nacho Libre... that would be so funny, however not many people liked the first film... oh well.
I would also like to see Constantine. Come on Keanu!

August 24, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGinger

COME ON KEANU... I hope he heard me.

August 24, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGinger

Titanic 2 Could have been turned into a sort of Weekend at Bernies style comedy, as they could have fished out Di Caprio's near frozen corpse from the icy waters and turned him into an upper class dining room conversation piece.

Human Centipede 2: Human Millipede - Just like the first film but because one of the big US film companies are involved then it's a fuck load more ambitious.

Hostel 3: Actual German Hostel: No torture porn just some idiot British lads on holiday having to live in for a weekend in a really shit Hostel.

Phone Booth 2: Internet Airport Booth:
One man's struggle to work out how to use a pay as you go touch screen internet booth at an airport whilst a sniper fires at him for laughs from a nearby airport control tower.

Karate Man:
Ralph Macchio stars in a film about being fat, Italian, old and no longer able to do any Karate.

Open Water 2: Closed Safe Water
Two people try and escape a paddling pool on a fairly hot day when it starts spitting.

AntiChrist 2: Thank Christ It's Over
Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg star in this reboot where they go camping on the Yorkshire Moors, she doesn't get her muff out every five seconds, no-one gets their genitals mutated, there are no talking animals, but they do get raped and eaten by a werewolf and not necessarily in that order.

Basic Instinct 3: Tescos Basics
Sharon Stone is challenged to do a weeks shopping for a family of five on just fifteen quid without showing her fanny batter to anyone, even the guy behind the deli counter.

Kick Ass 2: Evil Donkeys
Nuff said.

Avatar vs Smurfs
The smurfs invade Fern Gully in a brutal and bloody attempt to show the Navi just who is the best race of scantily clad blue animated thingies.

Predators vs BNP
The entire of the British National Party are dropped off on a Predator game reserve armed with nothing more than nectar card and a life sized cut out of Jim Davidson.

August 26, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDan Collacott

Titanic 2 could morph into a 'I know what you did last summer': Jack's actually ALIVE and comes to kill Rose for abandoning him at sea as she's settling in to her new life as a single young carefree woman. The trouble starts for our young heroine when she satrts finding messages scrawed throughout her home "Why'd you hog the door Rose?"

September 1, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterX marks the...

In Titanic 2 Leo Di Capri Sun could also play exactly the same character as he did in Shutter Island and Inception.

actually an idea for a sequel to Shutter Island

Shutter Island 2: Shut Island (prequel)

September 6, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTheRealRodHull

Human Centipede 2: Human Millipede - Just like the first film but because one of the big US film companies are involved then it's a fuck load more ambitious.

I actually think there is a sequel in the making!

February 14, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterPete Zippy Panchyrz

Phone Booth 3: Skype.
This time he's trapped in his bedroom.

February 15, 2011 | Registered CommenterDenis-Jose Francois

Nightmare on Elm Street 12: Freddy's On Facebook

Freddy is stalking the child residents of Elm Street on Facebook.

DON'T ADD HIM

Freddy bores the kids to to death with endless needless status updates, most of which are when he ran out of toilet paper or when he ate a nice liver, or when he and Jason went bowling. Plus endless pics of him and PinHead eating Tacos in hell and invites to groups like 'We Love Robert Englund' and 'What Fruit Would You Be.'

Weekend at Bernies 3

Two young dudes wander around with a skeleton dressed in clothes and much hilarity follows. Everyone knows that it's a skeleton and not a living person. END

February 23, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterNotRodHullatAll